Notice of relocation

It occurred to me that I was being obscure, obtuse and irrelevant. Again.

To avoid doubt, this is a decoded translation of my last post:

• I have a dining table.
• I like chicken.
• I never answer my phone.
• I am soggy.
• I have stopped eating vegetables.
• I did not vote at the last neighbourhood watch election.

These are all the points you need to take from that post. The rest was rubbish.

Oh, and that I am on the run and I have dyed my hair, shaved off my eyebrows, grown a beard, assumed a new identity and moved my blogging to a new location somewhere halfway. Shhhhh.